Theisen it
when you spend more money than you have readily available just to look good in a relationship that ultimately will fail.
dude 1: “hey bro where you guys goin to eat tonight???”
dude 2: “i really like this girl man so im thinkin olive garden, i dont have that much cash so im theisen it.”
dude 1: “daaamnnnnn, theisen it for that leg??? but you’ve only been together for 3 months!!!!”
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