them darned teenagers


what anyone over 30 calls teenagers (i.e. anyone from 13-18). they say it like it’s an insult, like people choose to be that age. normally followed by “did it” “stomped on my flowers” “distroyed my life” “shouldn’t be driving” “should die” and so on. also used by teens in the everlasting war between teens, kids, and older adults.
55 year old-“them darned teenagers tore up my garden today”
49 year old-“let’s go to country buffet and complain about them darned teenagers all day”
55 year old-“what??!!”
49 year old-“let’s go to country buffet and complain about them darned teenagers all day”
55 year old-“what???!!!”

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