then I rolled a five and a two…
an expression said to someone or about someone who is talking for far too long about a topic that no one around understands or is interested in.
if the long-winded bore hears you, her or she will probably say, “yes, that’s exactly right,” even though rolling a five and a two has nothing to do with that they are talking about.
rimmer: anyway, to cut a long story short i threw a five and a four which beat his three and a two, another double six followed by a double four and a double five. after he’d thrown a three and a two i threw a six and a three.
lister: rimmer, can’t you tell the story is not gripping me? i’m in a state of non-grippedness, i am completely smegging ungripped. shut the smeg up.
rimmer: don’t you want to hear the risk story?
lister: that’s what i’ve been saying for the last fifteen minutes.
rimmer: but i thought that was because i hadn’t got to the really interesting bit…
lister: what really interesting bit?
rimmer: well! then i rolled a five and a two…
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