Then My Cousin Got Murdered
“then my cousin got murdered” is the new way to end a story that you thought was cool, but upon telling it you realize is lame as h-ll. the addition of “then my cousin got murdered” makes a seemingly boring story instantly interesting. this new phrase replaces the once popular “then i found five dollars.”
guy one: what did you do this weekend?
guy two: well i went to the museum of natural history where they had a fascinating exhibit on indigenous tribes of africa…
guy one: -yawn-
guy two:…um..eh…then my cousin got murdered…
guy one: holy sh-t! really?!?!
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