Theolojew
– one who incessantly flaunts their “superior” religious intellect.
– clings to the belief that religion isn’t supposed to be mocked.
– sworn enemy of the grammar n-z-.
“i was making a catholic joke the other day when some idiot told me that i was disrespectful!”
“what a f-cking theolojew!”
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