Theoned


1. slang for inflicting unwilling, horrifying male castration. 2. to inflict or undergo general horrific torture, including castration.
1. joe: “oh g-d!”

tim:” what?”

joe: “i just heard on the news isistheoned a reporter’s d-ck!”

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