Theory of Breastitivity


a theory derived from the notion that both male and female beings have an eternal fascination and attraction to the female’s br–sts, no matter the being’s s-xual orientation.
male- “wow, you have got some swell t-ts.”
female- “wow, i do have got some swell t-ts.”
profesor- “that’s the theory of breast-tivity.

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