There are other germs on your hands.
there are other germs on your hands: so, pretty much, this is a saying coined by sam martens . it’s like an urban version of “there are other fish in the sea.” but, it’s better. mostly because she’s pretty dern awesome. she alledgedly went mad one day, from a germ-related illness and stabbed herself in the stomache. ki…lling herself and her pregnantness. (georgios: your-go.) fyi: i love that kid! (:
“oh, you’re not over him? don’t worry, there are other germs on your hands.”
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