there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse
a dark story for children that ends with the words “perhaps she’ll die”, with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead.
guy 1: did you hear how there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse?
guy 2: no what happened to her?
guy 1: she died
guy 2: why did n-body help her?
guy 1: she died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off
guy 2: wtf!
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