There’s no step three!
a reference to a late 90s tv ad for imac, where jeff goldblum detailed “three easy steps to connect to the internet”, then realised that he had been a fool and that there was no step three.
bill: hey eric, how can i arouse myself?
eric: step 1: pull down your pants.
step 2: jack off until you c-m.
step 3: there’s no step three!
bill: thanks!
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