There’s two types of bad weather
meaning more than one peice of bad news, or a peice of bad news followed directly by a second.
woman: i’m leaving you.
man: oh man.
woman: there’s two types of bad weather.
man: oh yeah?
woman: yeah, i’ve got aids
man: shhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttttttttt
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