theresatony
when a theresa enjoys smacking a tony in the b-lls out in the friggin public 🙂
when a theresa enjoys smacking a tony in the b-tt out in the friggin public
theresatony: -smack p-n-s-
theresa: ehhheheee
tony: oww@wtf! (fml)
theresatony: -smack b-tt- hehehhe!
theresa: its socially “acceptablwe” to drink now!!
tony: wtf?! (fml)
a man-woman. long legs that can sparatically disperse a small amount of fluid from the toes. a fungi. when separated (theresa tony) n-body wants to hang out with them. one is stupid and thinks he is funny (theresa, ya he) and the other sits and plays with himself. (tony)
when rubbed together create a glue-like substance that contains mint strips. so c-ssie’s can lick it and feel clean.
never a good character in a story. will likely stab there friends in the back..or the chest, cuz they dont care if you can see them do it.
if you go fishing with half of a theresatony, you’ll probably either get your fish stolen because once caught, half of the theresatony will probably jump in and bite the fish off your hook and say they caught it; or the other half of a theresatony will just push you in because they think its funny.
theresatony
person: why are you wet?
person the person asked: because of theresatony.
person: why are your hands creamy?
person the person asked: i was m-ssaging a theresatony and c-m came out it’s toes?
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