Thermal imploder
when you overheat pizza rolls in the microwave and then stuff them up your girl’s vag, only to then stomp down on her abdomen as hard as you can so they explode out of her p-ssy hole giving her third degree burns.
sharing the pizza rolls over a candlelit dinner afterwards is optional.
the thermal imploder is great for a fun and low effort date night.
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