Theta Xi
home to the baddest motherf-ckers in the greek system. brothers share a bond for life and will kick your -ss if you try to f-ck with it. also some of the smartest and most fun people to hang out with. girls love ’em, guys wanna be ’em.
guy 1: dude, were you at the theta xi party last night?
guy 2: yeah man, jj got drunk and fought two midgets. it was f-ckin’ sweet.
fraternity that the rejects of college join. fat nerds join this frat so they can wear the t-shirt. membership is open to anyone and everyone, because they have no standards. getting drunk and playing x-box is how they roll.
also known as “date-a-guy”
nerd guy 1: “hooray! i’m in a frat! i’m cool now!”
nerd guy 2: ” your xo shirt is cute. do me. in the b-tt.”
professor: “hmmm, theta xi has created another h-m-. curse them!!!”
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