they

what most blacks say when they mean “their”
jamal: “them punk–ss suckas needs to get the sh-t out of they -ss!”
short for the ‘ymca.’
guy 1: hey i’m going to go workout later, wanna come with?
guy 2: yeah sure, i’ll meet you at the y in an hour.
guy 1: sounds good.
“they” are the people who are accountable for anything that you can’t remember the original source for. if you know an interesting proverb or sound peice of advice, you use the term of “they” to attach it to, so when things go horribly wrong from said advice, the imaginary “they” group can take the responsibility off your shoulders. also a way to seem smart by remembering good advice, without having any hard facts to back it up.
“you know what “they” say, lying only leads to more lies”
“they” do, do “they”?”
“yes, “they” do”
“who the f-ck is this “they” everyone talks about?”
“you know…..”they”.”
“they” are pretty f-cked up saying obvious sh-t all the time”
the universal source of evil, a scapegoat.
they want me to go to war, they want my taxes, they want my car, they want me to stop using my car and buy some j-panese 1000 mpg ugly pos.
the third person plural pr-noun that, through the process of natural language change, has also come to signify a gender-neutral third person singular pr-noun.
if anyone wants to know where i’ve gone, they just need to read the sign on the door.
a corruption of their.
look at those fly yolandas throwin’ they t-tties on gl-ss.
“they” are the people who killed kenny.
“they” are basterds.
kyle:oh my god they killed kenny!
stan:you basterds!