They have the best wings
the most common excuse a guy (or girl) uses to go to hooters, or some other restaurant or sports bar with sk-nky waitresses.
mark(13 years old) : mooooom!!!! can we go to hooters????
mom : what!?? why do you want to go there???!!
mark : uhhh…. ’cause they have the best wings ever!
dad : uhh.. yup. they sure do! let’s go!!
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