THINGS-ite


a things-ite is a fan of the cult cl-ssic canuxploitation feature film things which was originally released on vhs in 1989 and has been re-released by intervison pictures corp on july 12th, 2001

the term things-ite was originally coined by super things fan steve szczepaniak of fenlon falls, ontario who referred to himself in a message to star of the movie barry j. gillis as a things-ite. gillis quickly realized that all fans of the movie from that point on would be known as things-ites.
after my first viewing of things, i knew that i was officially a things-ite.

plural: things-ites unite!

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