#ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage
all of the things that have lasted longer than kim kardashian’s 72 day marriage to kris humphries.
john: what are some #thingslongerthankimsmarriage?
carol: michael jordan’s baseball career.
the line of trick-or-treaters outside casey anthony’s house.
supercalifragilisticexpealidocious.
kim kardashian’s singing career.
the nba lockout.
minute rice.
lindsey lohan staying sober.
the pause dora the explorer takes after she asks a question.
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