Thinkerbating


verb – used casually on the east coast, it refers to when someone m-st-rb-t-s vigorously while in deep philosophical thought. it may also be referred to as ponderbating.
toby lerone: “hey, what where you doing in your room? where you masturbating?”

maya gingerkov: “actually, i was thinking about what i want to do with my future.”

toby lerone: “bro, i heard your b-llsack bouncing around.”

maya gingerkov: “okay, you got me. i was thinkerbating.”
to have engaged in deep thought by one’s self.

often experienced when we are left alone for periods of time with little to do.

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the past tense of thinkerbate.

has been known to cause pain within the head, hair loss, and embarr-ssment.
well — i’ve been thinkerbating……

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