third base

the third base before home plate in baseball you d-mn perverts.
jacki robinson advanced to thrid from second after duke snider’s single to centerfield.
the third degree of the everlasting s-xual bases metaphor. the best way to remember them is of course, the four “f”s. french, feel, finger, f-ck.
with his finger in jenny’s tw-t, he knew he had reached the coveted third base.
the last base before s-x, entailing contact with the main s-xual regions, a handjob or a bl-wj-b (f-ll-t–) for guys and fingering or giving head (c-nn-l-ng-s) to the girl
“we got all the way to third base on my friend’s roof when i bent down to give him his first bl-wj-b ever”
the orignal definition was touching, feeling, and -ssumedly handjobs. but now that society has become so desensitized to the intimacy of s-xual intersourse, what with children giving birth at 11, 12, 13, left and right, third base has now been shunted up to second and the acts of f-ll-t–, cunnilungus, and on occasion even -n-l s-x, which have been traditionally -ssociated with full-on s-xual intercourse (i.e. making it home or scoring) have been placed on third base in order to enable today’s alienated and cynical youth to give bl-wj-bs and eat out p-ssy to their heart’s content.
did you hear about wilson? he got to third base and busted all over her face!
normally meaning to engage in digital or oral activity…but in the case of bill our inexperienced friend having a girl sit by him.
bill got to third base with mich-lle last week on the couch in the bas-m-nt.
giving/recieving head or eating a girl out.
michael + his lover got to third base.
controversially debated, but the modern accepted definition of ‘third base’ is both f-ll-t– and c-nn-l-ng-s.

f-ll-t– being oral s-x performed on a male, involves a p-n-s being placed into ones mouth, commonly known as a headjob, sucking off or a bl-wj-b, although one generally does not blow when performing.

c-nn-l-ng-s being oral s-x performed on a female, involves a tongue entering a v-g-n-, commonly known as licking out and eating out.
late tuesday night, mike drove jen to make out point in his newly imported supra, once there mike managed to reach third base for the first time with jen when mike licked jen’s v-g-n-. jen had never given anyone a bl-wj-b before and decided she would perform one on mike the same night. that night mike and jen reached 3rd base both ways.

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