third strike
in california, there is a three-strikes-law, where a person gets 25 years to life after his/her 3rd felony. so when someone who has already been caught twice gets caught a third time, it’s his third strike, and he goes to jail for a minimum of 25 years.
cop: uh oh, what’s this i found in your jacket?
gang banger: what the? you planted that!
cop: shutup! this bag is enough to get you for distribution. that’s your third strike esse –and before you’re 25-years old! that makes you the goddam rookie of the year!
gang banger: please dawg, i’ll do whatever you want mang, please!
cop: sign this confession and i’ll let you play some extra innings, otherwise i’ll throw your -ss in county on that third strike!
gang banger: sheeit, this confession is already filled out!
cop: sign it b-tch!
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