Thirst Bug
an invisible bug that bites unsuspecting s-x-deprived males, causing the victim to become “”. the longer the male has been s-x- deprived, the more severe his symptoms will be. the bite will cause the male to:
1) be willing to have s-x with undesirable, even hideous or fat, women (the greater the thirst, the lower the standards)
3) make creepy advances toward women that are out of his league
3) lack the ability to flirt with women that are in his league
3) become oblivious to clear signs of rejection from any woman
the only cure for this tragic condition is for the male to have s-x with an attractive female. if you see a male that is starting to exhibit any of these symptoms, find him an acceptable b-tch immediately!! before he suffers from severe !
garret: “lamar why the h-ll would you f-ck that weak b-tch? she’s a zero!!”
lamar: “i couldn’t resist man, i was bitten by the thirst bug”
“man i really shouldn’t f-ck this girl, she’s the biggest sl-t on campus… ahhh sh-t i’ve been bitten by the thirst bug!!”
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