Thirsty Thursday


a term normally found on college campuses, the t-tle became popular when many people did not have early morning cl-sses on fridays, allowing them to drink and party on thursday night. every thursday of every week durring the semester is thirsty thursday; there is no specific or special date for it.
dude it’s thirsty thursday! stop studying and have a beer!
pioneered by business school students who don’t have cl-ss on friday like everyone else. thirsty thursday’s is the worship of the gods of alcohol intoxication with limited consequences. most important at colleges with a high commuter to on campus population ratio.
the best parties on campus are on thirsty thursdays.
an early start to the weekend for many college students who go out and get sloppy on thursday night.
“hey, are you going to study that psych tonight?”
“h-ll no! it’s thirsty thursday!”
when you have to party on thursday because the week is stressing you out enough already, or just because
why didn’t you go to cl-ss friday?

thirsty thursday
the term orginated in bars to promote specials but is now most often used as a day when college students get drunk.
it is thirsty thursday, lets get trashed and make poor choices!
the big party night at colleges. who cares about cl-ss on friday?
‘nova student: yo you ready for thirsty-thursday?
‘other nova student: yeah, f-ck my calc exam on friday.
more recently redefined as a night of unsavoury desperate behaviour exhibited by single individuals at countless drinking venues around the country, regardless of whether they are students or not. intoxicated members of the public plagued by irremediable loneliness develop a natural thirst for attention. males can often be seen impersonating thirsty hoes and violence can break out amongst them in displays of ritualised agnostic behaviour. compet-tion can be fierce due to the females being heavily outnumbered by the males. the thirst is real.
boy1:”yeah boyyy its thirsty thursday you coming to norton’s bar!!?”
boy2: “standaaaard! theres gonna be loads of rat out”

girl1: “yeah girlll we’re going out tonight right? it’s thursday and i’m thirsty!”
girl2: “yeahhh obvs!! if the raf’s out, my rats out!!”

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