Thomas Delay


former house majority leader; a criminally insane political prost-tute with no conscience. tom delay is known to give handjobs to lobbyists for wooden nickels.
thomas delay says:
i do hj’s and political favors. i’ll tug you off for a cheeseburger and a trip to st. andrews.

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