thomas kressig
brown haired redneck that claims to be a man but usually loses drinkoffs. he is willing to put his b-lls on the table if he loses in beerpong. one of the more specific terms of a kressig would be the beerman. the beerman constantly provides his mate’s with beer by throwing it at them violently. everyone who doesn’t finish their brew is considered a p-ssy. a thomas kressig is usually also addicted to dip or “yoppers”.
bro i just thomas kressiged that dip!
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