thooyan jewagner
this is the number one fastest runner in the universe! hes also an -sshole because he tried to drill my sister soooo hard last night and made a huge mess! he also f-cked my mom super hard 3 years ago and messed up my goggles when i was at the beach, he also took my diamond ring, but overall hes a good dude. a douchebag but a good dude, and how long can these things go for?
why are u such a thooyan jewagner!
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