Thoughtcolate
n. thoughtcolate; nonexistent chocolate to be shared with a friend when they are hungry or in need of comforting. normally used when talking to an internet friend, but can also be found at points where there is no chocolate to give.
1) “aww, that sucks. here, have some thoughtcolate to cheer you up. ^^”
2) “i has chocolate! :d”
“i wish i had some. :c”
“here, have some thoughtcolate.”
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