Thrashturbation
the act of masturbation enhanced by the pleasure of throwing yourself into walls, down stairs, through plate gl-ss windows while maintaining a steady cadence.
after three hours of hard thrashturbation last night, i realized that i had ruptured my sister’s larynx
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