three eyed turtle

oral, v-g-n-l, or -n-l intercourse where only the tip of the p-n-s penetrates the female.
her: “what the f-ck are you doing down there?! f-ck me already!”
him: “it’s called the three-eyed turtle and i won’t f-ck you until you beg for it.”
verb. a s-x act involving a limber woman. where the woman spreads her legs and grabs her ankles. oral, vag-n-l, and -n-l s-x ensue, in that order. no atm here.
dude! i found a hot little gymnast who’s so h-rny she’s willing to do a three eyed turtle!
appeared in a 70’s issue of national lampoon describing a s-x act involving a train situation – synonymous with “airtight” – one weenie in each of a woman’s three orifices – oral, genital, and -n-l.
jessica tried the french kayak with the baseball team, but it was not as fulfilling as the three-eyed turtle.
a synonym for t-tty f-cking.
i gave cindy a three eyed turtled and then nutted in her eye.
when you insert you p-n-s and both b-lls into a womans v-g-n-. since you cannot thrust in and out you just kind of wiggle around until the woman is about to c-m. just before the woman c-ms you pull out and shove a rolled-up phone book (yellow pages are preferred) into her v-g-n- as she c-ms.
bob bring a phone book over so we can three eyed turtle ginny later.
ingredients: one cutting knife, one cuc-mber, one red dixie cup, one gallapagose turtle, and one willing woman. begin by placing the cuc-mber in the woman’s b-tt and cut the cuc-mber which gently sliding it out of the booty and place the cuc-mber slices on the turtle. proceed to have s-x with the woman. when the point of climax is reached, pull out and “j-zz” into the dixie cup. for the finale, throw the s-m-n on the turtle, pick the turtle up, and bust the woman over the face with it. truly an all time fantasy fulfiller…
gregory performed the three eyed turtle on me last night and it was j-zztastic! i hope i have bruises for the next year!