Three Legged Hooker


a three legged hooker is a mythical creature that pirates talk about when drinking grog (a delicious pirate drink) or when trying to impress other pirates and/or winches. technically, the only thing stranger than a three legged hooker is two pro baseball players making out on national television. manny farmers believe that would mark the beginning of the armageddon.
by the time the keg of grog was gone, each pirate had told a story about the three legged hooker.

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