Three Second Miracle
the three second miracle is one of the rarest events to take place on earth. this is when a guy who should remain a perpetual virgin gets with a girl drunk enough to let him have s-x with her. then after inserting his p-n-s, in all his glory, the man experiences the three second miracle, for never again will he have the opportunity to have s-x.
man: “wow that was great”
woman: “wait what? your done already”
man: “yea, it was like a three second miracle”
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