throbbing horse
a way of masturbation where the h-rny “user” slaps their c-ck as hard as possible, and then grabs a condom, and put it on their feet. they then grab a c-ke can, put it on their c-ck, and spray paint the can purple. then they jack it to nickelback for 2 hours
“what’s your favorite way of ejackulating?”
“heehaa i’m a throbbing horse b-tch”
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