thromise


the combination of a threat and a promise, threatening someone with an action but mostly making it a promise to avoid legal repercussions.
person 1: “i am going to plow you so hard you won’t walk right for a week.”
person 2: “is that a threat?”
person 1: “that’s a thromise.”
1 more definition
a combination between a threat and a promise.
teacher: i’ll get my ruler, i swear!
student: is that a thromise?

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