throne fury
the act of sitting on the toilet after being woken up thanks to p–p sweats, trying to take a dump that’s way more fart than p–p. this can go on anywhere from 10 minutes to 2 hours causing said p–per to get furious while echoing a fury of farts when he/she just wants to be done so they can go back to bed!
he was so tired this morning after having throne fury for over an hour last night!
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