Throne Surfer
someone who partakes in the act of throne surfing, in which somebody surfs the internet on an internet capable device, most commonly a mobile phone, whilst on the toilet taking a sh-t.
male: i’m such an avid throne surfer, i surf the net whilst taking a dump every day
or
female: whenever i sit down to take a pee, i become an avid throne surfer.
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