throw a Halpert


to stare off in another direction from the party you are interacting with, preferably to a third party, with a blank or mildly surprised look on your face to emphasize the ridiculousness of your conversation and/or situation with the first party.
the bridesmaid was so drunk and loud during the toast that i had to throw a halpert to guests at another table.

after the professor stated the due date for the -ssignment, the undergrad asked when the -ssignment was due. the professor promptly threw a halpert to the rest of the cl-ss.

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