Throw Blanket
the act of covering mikey’s mom in so much man seed that she looks like the ghost busters after stay puft explodes.
mikey’s mom wanted to take it on the chin like a prize fighter… so i threw her the ol throw blanket. when i finished she said “he sliiiiiimed me!” i love that woman.
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