thuck


a loud, sharp fart that crackles as it exits the -ss. a head-turner because of its loudness. a huge source of embarr-ssment to the thucker.

sl-tella: “oh, jamie, you have such a hot, s-xy bubble-b-tt! let me give you a rim job with my toungue.”

(just as sl-tella has lovingly inserted her toungue on the rim of jamie’s -n-s, a loud t h u c k takes her totally by surprise!!)

sl-tella: “you b-st-rd! get dressed and drive me home!”

jamie: “thuck you!”
sounds like f-ck
thuck you
description for a person who is thick, but in a way that accentuates.

most basica translation “thick as f-ck”
man, did you linda? she went from being skinny to a thuck chick.

nicole did not get any attention until 7th grade, when her new curves gave her the definition as thuck chick on the boys bathroom wall
a woman that is considered thicker than normal but not fat, sloppy, busted or anything other than thick…to be “thick as f-ck”
d-mn cubana l-st is thick as f-ck…naw shawty she thuck
to trim or prune foliage.
1. i thucked all night long. the bushes in the garden were thick and out of control.
2. people that smoke while thucking could start a fire.
3. you’re a thucker. how much do you make per hour? what kind of sheers do you use? do you oil up first?
4. thucking makes me tired. its all the bending over and using muscles i’ve never used before. thucking simple.
5. the mother-thucker was the crew boss.
6. hire immigrants for cheap thucks.
n, 1. a piece of f-ck
n, 2. a word that rhymes with f-ck
n, 3. the only way to swear on abc
n, 4. the safe way to say f-ck
v, 1. to f-ck someone
adj, 1. to have a certain f-ckyness about you
alternative uses: motherthucker/ing, thucker/ing, thucked, thucked in
thuck you, you motherthucking thuck hole, let me thuck you in!
to be big boned, or slightly larger in certain areas.
yeahh that girl was kid of hot but did you see her legs they were really thuck.

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