Thug Badass
what someone who is lame calls themself thinking that it makes them cool.
nerd: yo holmes, i’m such a thug bad-ss!
cool person: no…
a thug bad-ss is a a follower in society, not a leader, thugs are lead by leaders, a thug don’t think for himself, he thinks what a leader tells him, he follows trends that almost always go against common sense, a stupid thug goes to prison because they always do a leaders dirty work, a stupid thug is usually a criminal and a member in a gang.
i’m a thug bad-ss, a stupid motherf-kin criminal
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