Thumassticated
“to stand around doing nothing, ergo to have one’s thumb up one’s -ss.”
i came up with this word while working as a daily -ssistant director on the set of “death to smoochy” whereby i spent 18 hours one particular day doing absolutely nothing.
‘workwas soboring,i was totally thum-ssticated.’
‘bill is so lazy,a complete thum-ssticator.’
‘this jobis thum-ssticating.’
‘i have no plans but to thum-ssticate.’
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