thumb
one of your five fingers. that’s right! it’s a finger. the thumb is a finger, so f-ck you -ssholes who say you have four fingers and a thumb!
i’d like to shove my thumb up those people’s -sses.
small picture online, usually which can be clicked on.
“i love p-rn thumbs”
the only thing on megan fox that doesnt turn my p-n-s into 3 inches of pure concrete.
oh man i was totally going to spank it to transformers 2, until i saw…the thumbs.
the unattractive and/or short and/or fat person in a group that the others will eventually ditch before the night is over.
don’t worry, we’ll lose the thumb before we hit the clubs.
the b-mp that forms in the zipper of mens’ pants that is often mistaken for an erection
girl: look at that b-n-r
guy: it’s a thumb goddammit…thumb i tell you!
what makes us genetically superior.
i have opposable thumbs, so i am better than you.
an expression meaning ‘good for you’.
moron: i killed your mom last night. uhhuhuhuhuh.
you: thumbs.
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to use the thumb on a woman’s cl-t long enough to expose the hard cl-t from beneath it’s sheath. “dude, how did it go last night? did you get her off?” “yeah, i had to thumb the urchin for a while, but eventually that little b-st-rd came out to play”
- thunderbat
creature of love. inspires intoxicated people to write profanity-filled shakespearian-style love poems. f-ck! but for never lie when i’m trashed n so that must be treu like a thunderbat, 4 luv them like i luv u!!!
- Timinator
a h-m-s-xual cyborg sent back from the future, to rape little boys, and lead them into his wendy house. the timinator says ‘i’ll be on your back’.
- Tim Mentink
fat person, which can not accept having overweight. guy1: look at that fat guy trying to impress those woman. guy2: o god, such a tim mentink.
- Backporch Lemonade
a mixed drink consisting of equal parts vinegar and water that has been aged a short time in one’s -ss. drink is then strained over rocks into a highball gl-ss with a twist of lemon! for added effect drink my be ordered “with amnesia”. this is adding a doubleshot of absinthe. man, i’m parched. i […]