thumb detecting nut fucker
the right tool for every job.
sometimes erroneously called a crescent wrench.
if you have nuts that need rounded off or a hand that needs fresh blood blisters, lay your mitts upon this tool and go to town. you’ll come up with curse words never before uttered in the history of mankind as the wrench slips, mashing your hand into something hard and unforgiving.
fellow 1: what happened to your hand?
fellow 2: tried to open a jar with the thumb detecting nut f-cker.
fellow 1: say no more.
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