thumb dumb
the state of being while texting in which your brain is the god of spelling and grammar, but your thumb navigates a touchpad like a drunk walrus behind the wheel of a corvette.
you: “bro, i was texting cindy that she took very aesthetic photos, but i spelled “aesthetic” like “-ssfart”. now she’ll never suck my d-ck.”
me: “being thumb dumb is the ultimate game-killer.”
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