thumb wrestler
a “thumb wrestler” is a person who acts though text message. using their thumbs to input words and threaten or intimidate other people.
i was on instagram yesterday and i added a comment to someone’s pic when all of a sudden this “thumb wrestler” got upset and tried to pick a fight with me.
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