thunderclap
when thy sweaty thighs smack against thy sweaty scr-t-m .
when zach was underneath me, i thunder clapped right in his face.
a thunderclap is the sound of a scr-t-m slapping against the body when going b-lls-deep
i went b-lls-deep with deedra last night. so you gave her the ol’ thunderclap
when a man is a.) naked or b.) wearing clothing that is non-constraining on the crotchal region, and he begins pelvic thrusting with such violent determination that his scr–t (scr-t-m) begins to repeatedly smack audibly againnt his chode/taint/chonch.
honey, stop that! your thunder clap so godd-mn loud it’s going to wake the neighbors again.
the act of thrusting ones waist back and forth causing a man’s scr-t-m to to slap the gootch creating a clapping noise.
-at the superbowl-
boy: “sh-t bro, my hands are full.”
friend: “you can always thunder clap”
boy: “if i must.” (clapclapclap)
clapping in the air with a sliding motion. with one hand raised first, with the second to meet it half way, clapping, with the second hand left extended. repeat back and forth.
look at that guy, he knows how to thunder clap!!
to dominate (punking) something or someone in a very epic and irreversible manner.
yo jt, you need to establish your dominance and thunder clap the first no body you see.
the name given to the slapping sound produced during the act of s-xual intercourse in the famed doggy style position when a males t-st-cl-s, which are especially loose and/or saggy due to heat or over stimulation, smack against the back of the females thigh and produce a slapping sound reminiscent of a soft clap of the hands.
man 1 “n-gg- i was bangin my girl the other night doggy style and my b-lls were so loose that the sound of the thunderclap was proper so loud that i went deaf in my left ear.”
man 2 “sh-t n-gg- you best calm down on swingin dem testiclots around.”
man 1 “word.”
a scientific term used to describe an advanced stage of chlamydia, in which the genitals are covered with blistery and often puss filled pustules that pop like thunder. often resembling the face of a pizza delivery boy.
i knew that girl was sl-tty, but i didn’t realize how sl-tty until i heard her thunderclaps from across the room!
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