thwamper
(noun) an extremely painful erection, frequently obtained after a rough night of s-xual intercourse. often irritated by the zipper or rough fabric of a trouser.
bro 1: why do you look so pained, friend?
bro 2: it’s this thwamper i can’t shake. this thing has been rubbin on my zipper all day!
or
wife: do you want to go again tonight honey?
husband: i don’t know sugar, it looks like tonight’s gonna be a thwamper.
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