Tick-Tock
someone who takes ages to think of a come back
-laughing- he is such a tick tock
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an extremely questionable weekend destination in canton, n.y. where college students go. one “dances” in the tick-tock, and is tipically inebreated at this location. one also tends to go with the intent of getting laid.
“wow, the tick-tock was a waste of five dollars.”
“dude, i know, we just gave away our money to the fat man.”
“i was so drunk at the tick-tock, i don’t remember making out with him at all!”
describes the rhythm of b-ttocks in motion, esp. desirable ones.
“tock” is short for b-tt-tocks.
“tick-tock” is also onomatapoeic, describing the sound made by shoes or high heels.
here’s how it might be used in conversation:
george w. bush: “tick-tock, twelve-o-clock.” (the girl walking right in front of us has a fantastic -ss i can’t stop looking at. are you looking at it too?)
d-ck cheney: “tick tock.” (yes, i see. it is quite remarkable)
george w. bush: “tick-tock you don’t stop” (i could look at that -ss forever)
d-ck cheney: “you know what time it is.” (i agree wholeheartedly)
george w. bush: “tick…tock…tick…tock”
d-ck cheney: “hmmmm… tick-tock, three o’clock.” (look to your right)
george w. bush: “tick tock.”
etc.
a warning given when a teacher is nearby and not to swear or do anything r-t-rded.
– so i told him to stop being a dic…
– tick tock! flip flop!
– ..tator and let us be.
an increasing sign of insanity, it’s often said aloud multiple times by those slowly losing their minds. often accompanied with a blank stare.
steve: tick-tock…tick-tock…
joe: you alright man?
steve: tick-tock…tick-tock…
female masturbation. probably derived from the sound of a finger moving quickly and rhythmically inside a wet taco.
little mccormick, lay down for her lettuce lick.
while eating young marsha’s pie
she stuck in her thumb, and tick-tocked miss plumb
and said, ooooohhhhhhhh, spank me hard, you dirty bi-ch, make me squirt, harder, ooooohhh that’s it, don’t stop, aaaaaaarrrggghhhhhh.
amusing, fun, wild
or
awesome, amazing, thrilling!
usually used when surpised with some good news, and you’re thrilled.
a: a new theatre opened nearby.
b: omg that’s so tick-tock!
cool, hot, seen as stylish, hip. usually seen as new, and very accepted, and surprisingly cool!
those new clothes are so tick-tock!
that’s a tick-tock haircut!
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