ticket nazi
the woman cop in south bound brook new jersey that gives tickets for the littlest things
“im riding my bike without a helmet oh no here comes the ticket n-z-”
ticket n-z-s (or transit officers)are people who work for city rail and walk around all day checking tickets, making sure that you do not have your feet on the seat infront of you or getting drunk on the train after work. they generaly walk together in packs of 2-10 in grey uniforms with knight sticks, guns, pepper spray, hand cuffs, pens and infringement book, steel capped boots to kick small children and old ladys with and have very good eye sight that can spot clevage from 3 train cars away. they are often s-xist and will not fine someone if they have b–bs.
example conversation-1-“g-d d-mn its the ticket n-z-s. have you got a ticket dude”?
“f-ck i dont have any money, got laid off the other day and dont have a steady cash flow to pay for a ticket. do you think i’ll get a fine”?
“yeah dude ticket n-z-s are f-cking sc-mbag -ssholes that are too fat and stupid to get into the actual police force. they hold m-ssive grudges and are out for blood. i bet they would even fine a decaying corps if it was on a city rail platform without a ticket”.
example conversation-2-“hey that ticket n-z- is looking at my girls t-ts! what a f-cking s-xist pr-ck!”
ticket n-z-s (or transit officers)are people who work for city rail and walk around all day checking tickets, making sure that you do not have your feet on the seat infront of you or getting drunk on the train after work. they generaly walk together in packs of 2-10 in grey uniforms with knight sticks, guns, pepper spray, hand cuffs, pens and infringement book, steel capped boots to kick small children and old ladys with and have very good eye sight that can spot clevage from 3 train cars away. they are often s-xist and will not fine someone if they have b–bs.
example conversation-1-“g-d d-mn its the ticket n-z-s. have you got a ticket dude”?
“f-ck i dont have any money, got laid off the other day and dont have a steady cash flow to pay for a ticket. do you think i’ll get a fine”?
“yeah dude ticket n-z-s are f-cking sc-mbag -ssholes that are too fat and stupid to get into the actual police force. they hold m-ssive grudges and are out for blood. i bet they would even fine a decaying corps if it was on a city rail platform without a ticket”.
example conversation-2-“hey that ticket n-z- is looking at my girls t-ts! what a f-cking s-xist pr-ck!”
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