Ticket to the Gun Show
a courageous act where a bro walks up to a girl in a bar/club/party and says, “hey baby, you want a ticket to the gunshow?” then, before the girl can answer, he pulls down his pants, turns around, and bends over, thus revealing to the world his own p-n-s stuffed inside his b-tthole.
bro 1: “hey bro, see that girl over there? i’m gonna go give her a ticket to the gun show”
bro 2: “dude you don’t have the b-lls to do that.”
bro 1: “watch me.” -walks up to the girl- “hey b-tch, you want a ticket to the gun show?” -pulls down pants revealing his d-ck-filled b-tthole- “boom! locked and loaded!”
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