Tickle-Me-Emo
a spin-off toy of a sesame street doll that targets the emo kids demographic. it involves 2 aa batteries and a small but trendy razor. not reccomended for children under the age of p-b-scent angst.
tickle-me-emo: when you tickle me, i cry and cut myself!
a person that is actually easy-going who poses as an emo to attract other emos. they are easy to identify because instead of listening to bands like simple plan they listen to music.
person 1: why is that guy in mascara listening to van halen?
person 2: he must be a tickle me emo.
like tickle-me-elmo, but fur is all black, matted and oily. and when you tickle it, it doesn’t do anything.
i dyed my elmo black and took out the batteries. now it’s a tickle me emo!
a s-xual “move.” after -j-c-l-t-ng in someone’s mouth, tickle the person rigorously hoping that the s-m-n will come out through the nose.
my favorite s-xual move is the one where i shoot in her mouth then tickle her. it’s called the “tickle me emo.”
this word is mis-spelled. the toy referred to is tickle-me-elmo. elmo is the sesame street character referred to. “emo” has a different context.
you paid how much for a freakin’ toy? i want a divorce.
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